Hey Wanna Hear The Most
Annoying Sound In The World
Look Why Don't You Just Tell Me The Number
I Spend My Life Savings Turning
My Van Into A Dog
Nice Set Of Hooters You Got There
Just When I Think You Couldn't Be Any Dumber...
There's Not A Single Job In This Town
So You'll Pick Me Up Tonight At 7:45...
They Always Freak Out When You
Leave The Scene Of An Accident
That's A Lovely Accent You Have
New Jersy, No Austria...
First Time I Set Eyes On Mary Swanson
I Had That Fealing Like I'd Do Anything To Bone Her
The Incident With The Highway Patrol
You Mean Not Good Like 1 In 100,
No More Like 1 In 1,000,000 So Your
Saying There's Still A Chance
Feels Good To Mingle With These Country Folk
One Time We Mated A Bull Dog...
Then Do You Know What The Cluts Did
That's Not Hard, Look At The
Fun Bags On That Hose Hound
He Said Do You Love Me, No But
That's A Real Nice Ski Mask
I Mean If One Girl Can Rip Us Apart...
Yeah I Called Her Up She Said I Never
Listened, I Can't Remember I Wasn't Really Listening
Excuse Me This Is A $500 A Plate Dinner...
Come On, I Expected The Rockey Mountains
To Be Rockier Than This, That John Denver Is Full Of Shit
I Desperatly Want To Make Love To A School Boy
I'm Gonna Hang By The Bar And Put Out The Vibe
There's Two Of Them And One
Of Them Has A Gun...
Harry, It's Marry, With The Breafcase...